Joke of the day!

Alice: When is your Graduation Ceremony?
Ploy: In May.
Alice: Is your Mom coming?
Ploy: Of course, she is.
Alice: What about your Dad? Is he coming too?
Ploy: Nah, he is not. I've been convincing him to come to the States but he's afraid of flying and, hmm, Americans!
Alice: I am afraid of Americans too
Ploy: !!!!!!